We used to have Herman the Ice Cream Man driving around the neighborhood. He'd come door to door with his ice cream truck. We could hear his cheerful bells coming from miles away. What we didn't know then was that Herman also had a dark side. His ice creams turned out to be full of fat and sugar, something that has been scientifically proven to be completely harmful to young children. That's why we started a petition against Herman and his ice cream truck. With over 14 signatures, we managed to ensure that Herman would never be allowed to sell ice cream again. In honor of that fact, we created this T-shirt.