El sexto libro de Sedaris. 

1. It's Catching - A work on Hugh and his mom
2. Keeping Up - David trying to keep up with Hugh, who walks too fast
3. The Understudy - Memories of a bad white trash babysitter.
4. This Old House - David moves into a boarding house.
5. Buddy, Can You Spare a Tie? - David's recollections on various bad clothes and "accessories"
6. Road Trips - Being picked up by a driver who wants a blow job.
7. What I Learned - Talking about Princeton
8. That's Amore - A rude neighbor named Helen
9. The Monster Mash - David's fascination with corpses.
10. In the Waiting Room - Language barriers and the consequences
11. Solution to Saturday's Puzzle - David's throat lozenge falls onto a bitchy airplane seatmate
12. Adult Figures Charging Toward a Concrete Toadstool - His parents collecting art
13. Memento Mori - Buying a skeleton for Hugh
14. All the Beauty You Will Ever Need - Making coffee without water and his relationship with Hugh
15. Town and Country - A cabbie in New York who talks about his sex life
16. Aerial - Using album covers to scare away birds
17. The Man in the Hut - A neighbor in France who was sent to prison for molesting his wife's grandchildren
18. Of Mice and Men - About icebreaker conversations
19. April in Paris - About interacting with animals and David's recollections of a spider
20. Crybaby - David sits next to a grieving man on a plane.
21. Old Faithful - Hugh lances a boil on David's backside
22. The Smoking Section - David tries to stop smoking in Japan